You pay, I slay!
My life used to be so simple. Get in, outsex a pesky incubus and get out with the cash. The vampires changed that. I hate vampires.
Firstly, the Demon Child woke and went on a feeding spree. He's strong, lightning fast and as cute as a button. I fight demons by using my sexual aura, which makes hunting a vamp who looks like a teenage boy totally wrong.Â
Secondly, the new mayor wants the paranormal world exposed. Not only does that cut into my income, it will lead to open warfare.Â
Thirdly, the only ones fronting up with actual cash for this job are a pair of screwed up, pretty-boy vampires.Â
The mayor wants me on his team, I'm under investigation by the Demon Fighter Council - working for the enemy is strictly forbidden and, for the first time ever, I doubt my ability to get the job done. Could my life get any more complicated? Oh yeah, the Demon Child has a secret that makes him unkillable.Â
Warning: may contain traces of unicorn.
