About This Book
Being a hero was never in the code. After surviving ghosts, glitches, and one spectacular lightning strike, Guy and his sarcastic AI, Buddy, thought they'd earned a break. Instead, they get vampires. Teenage ones. With Wi-Fi access.Now there's a barefoot vampire hacker roaming the streets, a cheerleader into glitter, glam and TikTok trends plus a walking shampoo commercial with fangs and earbuds. Not to mention a centuries-old curse spreading like a bad meme...and the AI that started it all might be learning how to feel.Perfect for fans of Stranger Things, Goosebumps, and your weird friend who names their laptop, Curse of the Teen Vamp is a sharp, funny, and freaky continuation of the Guy & His AI saga. From the book: Jake stood at the edge of the ring, eyes wide. Is that seriously... an axe? he asked, pointing at the weapon Caleb was carrying toward him, starting to question the whole bad-ass idea... Caleb raised an eyebrow as he spread his arms apart, axe in each hand. Correction. Pair of axes. Since you like to eat with both hands, he said with a shrug, figured you'd fight best the same way. Jake blinked. Then grinned. Alright then. He picked up the right axe and held it high. This one... is Meatball Sub. He grabbed the left with his other hand. And this... is Steak and Cheese.
