Mensa, Magic, and Mayhem

It should have been a cushy job: Vern and Sister Grace are given an all-expense-paid trip to Florida to chaperone a group of Magicals at a Mensa convention. Leaving Gapman to take care of Los Lagos, they set off anticipating sunny skies and interesting conversation. Then the pixies start pranking, the Valkyrie starts vamping, and a dwarf goes to Fanny Flamingo's Fantasyland hoping to be discovered. Environmentalists protest Vern's disrupting the ecosystem, while clueless tourists think he's animatronic. Not to mention, Gapman's desperate calls as he deals with hobgoblins and Moles of Unusual Size. When the elves get high on artificial flavorings and declare war on Florida, it turns into the toughest case they aren't getting paid for.