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Goddamned Freaky Monsters

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Jun 2014
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There Are Reasons We Fear The Night. Bill Ryder Is Trying To Stop Them.

Three months have passed since the fateful encounter in New York City that ended with the disappearance of Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire. Now he's back, awakened halfway across the globe with no allies, clothing, or clue as to how he got there. The only thing he's certain of is that his captors plan to use him for their own nefarious ends and don't care how much blood they spill in the process.

Escape might be the least of his worries, though. Civilization teeters on the brink of chaos. Mythical beasts, once thought the stuff of fantasy, are breaking through the veil, intent on waging war against mankind. At their forefront stands an ancient evil, the last remnant of a cult thought long dead, and he's about to cut a swath of destruction through the world not seen since biblical times.

Bill's only chance is to reclaim his life, reconcile with his friends, and muster every bit of attitude he can - because if he fails, Hell on Earth will become far more than just a corny saying.

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Goddamned Freaky Monsters, book five in the bestselling Tome of Bill urban fantasy series, is a hard-hitting horror comedy with a title that really irks the author's mom.

The complete Tome of Bill series order:

  • Bill the Vampire (book 1)
  • Scary Dead Things (book 2)
  • The Mourning Woods (book 3)
  • Holier Than Thou (book 4)
  • Sunset Strip (series adventure)
  • Goddamned Freaky Monsters (book 5)
  • Half A Prayer (book 6)
  • The Wicked Dead (book 7)
  • Shining Fury (series adventure)
  • The Last Coven (book 8)

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Mar 2020 Freewill Press ISBN B0DRMW88MP
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