Watching Paint Dry

Watching paint dry is supposed to be the most boring thing in the world, but when I painted the Zendo door sky blue, and used the drying paint as a meditation aid, it worked fast for me and I left this world in a hurry! All at once the door said GOD Is In NOW, I opened it, and was taken to the Lord God Creator. He answered my questions and I learned what He is really like. He told me all I wanted to know, and more. I was changed a lot by watching paint dry, and having the Creator answer my questions, and learning what HE is really like. Read about what I heard and learned, and it will change you too.