Vanished Into Thin Air

Job Vacancy

Position: Gatekeeper to Thin Air, the In-Between World.
Requirements: The candidate must have a minimum of ten positive human traits (to be tested).
Duties to include: Guardian to the key, Operator of the 'vessel' and Protector of a company of elves.

No previous experience necessary, but it is an asset if the candidate can overcome other-worldly challenges and obstacles, all hexed with magical spells, needed for the navigation of the River of Adversity, Rocky Fortunes and the Waterfall of Faith. A basic understanding of sorcery, and the ability to counteract the dark arts might be useful too.

Benefits: Extensive travel. Excellent social opportunities. Full training given. 10% off train tickets within the British Isles. Free Room & Board.
Note: It should be understood that this is strictly a voluntary undertaking. No salary or remuneration of any sort.

Contact: 'Teek'.   Apply within: The Lost & Found Office, St George's Railway Station.