This Cozy Mystery Sucks

My name is Jessica O'Halloran and I'm a vampire. My husband and I left our safe little paranormal town of Broken Heart, Oklahoma to enjoy a weekend getaway. So, here we are at a paranormal bed-and-breakfast situated on an isle off the coast of Maine. Sounds cozy, right? WRONG. A vicious storm traps us on the island with werewolves, witches, other vampires, and a human true-crime writer. Oh, and also an ax killer. Will we survive? Good question. I guess we'll find out. But I'm giving this experience 0 stars. Do not recommend. This cozy mystery sucks.