The Zombie Bible: a Zombie Guide to Surviving the Holocaust

The Zombie Survival Guide for the 99%. Okay, you've read survival guides, you've got your guns, ammo and bottled water stored away in your cellar. But, there's one thing you didn't factor into your ‘plan'. Statistics prove; by week three you'll probably be a zombie yourself. So let's be clever.... Let's face the FACTS ahead of time! The chances of surviving the Zombie Apocalypse as a Human are incredibly slim. So why not look at the 'survival game' from the other side of the coin? If 99% of the population are zombies, why not PLAN for that eventuality, and find a safe way through to the end, and get the vaccine? Why horde water, food, guns and ammunition for some stranger to use? Especially when all you have to do is shuffle your way to survival. The Zombie Bible will teach you how to survive AS A ZOMBIE. Stick it in your back pocket, and don't leave home without it. Biting satire, superb wit, and endearing sarcasm abound as we learn how to successfully survive the Zombie Apocalypse/Holocaust in a manner you've never even dreamed of.