The Russian Wedding

This is my life, one mistake at a time. Worker-bee goes to work, sip coffee , step forward, one, two, three. I'm a brainless zombie with no purpose in life. Feed me brains and I'll eat em raw with some Tabasco. Worst mistake in my life, getting married to the perfect Russian Princess. Her beautiful face hides treacherous intent. She'll suck you dry like a lemon until you have no juice left. Out of life, out of money, out of any hopes and dreams. This is your life, suck it up and don't complain. Take it like a man, soaked in your endless and pathetic glory. This is the life of Mr. M.M.