The Reluctant Goddess

Life was getting stranger instead of easier. Not only was Marcie Montgomery still craving tacos - and any kind of cheesecake - now she was lusting after her knight in confusing armor. Plus, she knew her dog wasn't exactly a dog.

Witches and explosions, a murderous mother escaped from jail, half-mad members of human-only groups, the evil Niccolo Maddock, and the gynecologist from hell all add up to make Marcie's life just like the Chinese curse: it is better to live as a rat in a cage of cats than it is to be a vampire anywhere.