The Rats' Man's Lackey and the Half Gallon of Christmas Miracle

A Private Eye in Supernatural Witness ProtectionWhackadoo Manor: hopeful destination for the desperate and the damned. Where the rooms redecorate themselves, the rodents have a valet, and everyone gets a random name off a list of Terry Pratchett characters. Deal with the nameless creep in charge and he might—might—save your soul.Or send me to save it for you. I show up and I wing it. Hard. Hard enough to learn to fly before hitting bottom.At least this time the client is gorgeous, the weather decent, and—if I'm lucky—there'll be strawberry ice cream as I plunge...