The Dead Boyfriend

Jenny was so excited that Mike asked her to be his girlfriend. She was a cheerleader and Mike was the star quarterback at their high school. They were so in love, and ready to get more serious, and one day get married, and start a family of their own, but that dream would never come to light because of what was about to unfold that night. Mike picked Jenny up around seven that night, and they headed out in the night with the anticipation of sharing their first kiss together. As their car was traveling down the country road, and their hearts beating out of their chests, it began to thunder, and lightning. Jenny said, "I sure hope it doesn't start raining and spoil our special moment together." "I don't think it's going to do anything," replied Mike. "I hope you're right," exclaimed Jenny. The two love birds hands touched and their eyes met, and just made their hearts beat even faster. , Jenny chimed in and said, "Can we just skip the movie, and find a secluded place to park, and make out?" "You must have read my mind," said Mike excitedly. After about fifteen minutes Mike finally came upon a place that looked secluded enough to be alone with his girlfriend and not be bothered. Mike and Jenny's hands tightened as they drove into the secluded area for a night of what was supposed to be a night of passion, but instead a night of terror. Mike parked the car, and unfastened their seatbelts, and embraced, then kissed. After about ten minutes of nonstop kissing Mike said, "Why don't we celebrate our first date together with some beer?" Jenny replied," That sounds good to me." Mike opened his car door, and opened his trunk, and pulled out a six-pack of beer then got back in his car, and passed Jenny a beer. They popped the tops of the beer cans and gulped down beer after beer until the six-pack was gone. They started kissing in a drunken state. After another ten or fifteen minutes Mike unlocked his lips from hers and said, "Jenny, I need to go pee.