The Cruise from Hell

After so much murder, and vampires everywhere, Margie needs a break. She thinks the annual cruise with the slayers guild is just what the doctor ordered. Too bad the hospitality director didn't get the memo. Instead, he booked both the slayer's guild along with Fang N' Bang's annual summer debauchery. Vlad the Impaler is getting plenty of tail, and Margie herself has plenty of offers, but vacation sex isn't going to fix what's broken. But it ain't gonna break it any further, either. At least, not in any way she's not into. Or so she thinks when she takes another slayer up on his offer for no strings fun. Margie finds herself fantasizing about Brooke instead. Yep, she's definitely broken. Not because Brooke is a woman, but because she's a vampire.A slayer and a vampire shouldn't even be friends, let alone have sex. Or god forbid, fall in love. And yeah, there's also a murder, but it looks like her Temporary Douchebag in Tinfoil is the prime suspect.