The Crimson Crimes

It’s the dead of night in the dead of winter and bodies have been found in a cave, stacked ceiling high. The press, police and public have whipped each other into a panic over someone called “The Vampire Undertaker”. But Samuel and Magdalene Crimson (along with their devotees the Irish Coffey boys, Auntie Aileen and David Three Rats) have all the time in the world for danger, ice-sex and free-flowing beer and rum. Their daring attempts to right a wrong are well-seasoned with lusty bits - every good plot deserves a little pepper.