In an unknown location in Scotland is a small, surreal village where the locals love to eat pizza. The story unfolds around Smith, just an average guy who is having a really bad week. Smith loses his job, his bicycle becomes sentient and runs away, one of his best friends reveals that he is an alien, and a guy who thinks he is the devil is stalking him. If you thought that things couldn't get more surreal than that think again. From invisible snooker to rogue FBI agents, join me for a bizarre and wonderful journey over one week in Smith's life. I hope you enjoy the story as much as I enjoyed writing it.