Snow and the Seven Roommates

What if Snow White fell for one of the Dwarves? When a girl thinks about rooming with seven guys, she's usually given more of a heads up. Me? I wake up with all seven, shirtless, muscular Gods staring at me like I came in with the rain---which isn't too far off the mark. With nowhere to go and my trusty parrotlet sidekick, Blueberry attached to my hip, I'm relying on the kindness of strangers. One in particular (my sleepy-eyed EMT rescuer) is determined to help me find the answers behind my late mother's will. But with the increasing threats from my villainous stepfather and falling for the sleepy-eyed fella, I have to figure out how to save what's rightfully mine while keeping the ones I love safe.