S.N.A.F.U. (Situation Nuts All F**k'n Undead)

Deployments in the Army suck. No two ways about it. You're away from friends, loved ones, and most of all anything resembling civilization. This one wasn't looking any different from what Sergeant Jebidiah Notch could tell. Yes, Jebidiah. Don't get hung up on the name. It's a sore point. Anyways, as soon as everyone was off the bus the end of the world starts. There's a saying a lot of military men like. You can pry my weapon from my cold, dead, hands. That might just come sooner than anyone thought. Yup, deployments suck. A total SNAFU just like normal but hey, that's just another day in the Army.