Purride and Prejuhiss

It is a truth universally acknowledged: that a single tom in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a queen. And a civilized feline must go about snaring such a tom with grace, wit, and a good heart, for to do otherwise invites social ruin and a reputation as a feral cat.Felines are the movers and shakers of the upper classes, with humans to provide thumbs and manage the horses. Bingley is an orange tom who moves to the Bennets' neighborhood, Darcy is his Abyssinian friend, and Elizabeth is a tortoiseshell – with all the temper and tortitude that entails. Enjoy a classic Austen tale with a dollop of felinity!(This book was entirely hand-altered; the only AI was search-and-replace.)