Phone Home, Persephone!

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OLD GREEK-SPEAK FOR "LIAR"

What a myth-o-maniac! Zeus's version of the myths is completely wrong. That story about Hades kidnapping Persephone when she was picking flowers? Poppycock! Persephone wasn't picking flowers. She was plotting a way to escape her overprotective mother, Demeter, and she hitched a ride to the Underworld.

It's time to set the record straight. For the first time ever, Hades, King of the Underworld, reveals the true story behind the myths.