Pathway to Darkness

When bitchy wannabe goth girl Kimberly Anne Moriarty set out to become a vampire, nobody told her what a pain in the ass it'd be. Seriously. What the HELL is with vampires these days? She came to the party expecting classic Anne Rice characters, and instead got a profanity-spewing gypsy and a Spice Girl lookalike who talks to the voices in her head. To say nothing of the big purple rat It's a wild and crazy romp down a young vampire's personal pathway to darkness, giving you a look at the world of the Hollywood Vampires unlike anything you've ever seen What happens when you become a vampire? You'll find out within these very pages, dear reader But be warned -- if you're looking for... Trembling romance, melancholy moodiness, or deep musings, you're in the wrong place, bub. Whether she wants to or not, Kimmie's going to find out that vampires aren't the safe cardboard cut-outs she thought they were... they're just as human as you or I, and some of them have got REALLY screwy senses of humor. It's not going to be easy, but Kimmie's as stubborn as they come, and she'll learn how to be a proper vampire come hell or high water At least if her own vaguely sociopathic tendencies and hare-brained schemes don't get her killed first... Includes the hilariously visceral, never-before-seen "Kimmie Takes A Holiday" bonus tale