Out for Blood

National Revealer's Clark Kelly carved out his killer career as Hollywood's most-feared gossip columnist by exploiting mankind's most ancient vulnerability: "Everyone's got a secret . . . and someone's dying to tell it!" Clark never reveals his to-die-for secret! NEWS FLASH: Dude's a vampire! CUE SCARY MUSIC . . . our undead gossip guru flies the night skies to spy on Hollywood's hottest stars-then inks about their bedroom kinks! Imagine our studly, urbane journalist jotting notes as he hovers outside Scarlett Johansson's bedroom window, or peeks into Tom Cruise's "bachelor pad." Star secrets . . .? This vampire BITES! And what's sexier than vampires, ladies? Just ask smokin' hot starlet/tabloid terror TayLo Logan-this Wild Child gets crazy with bad boy Clark because his bite makes her blood boil! Then it's LIGHTS . . . CAMERA . . . ACTION! . . . but not in a good way: Vampire Boy and Tabloid Train Wreck TayLo unwittingly end up stars of a sizzling sex tape-destined for worldwide display on the notorious vampire fan sex site, FANGBANGING.COM. Still, the duo's beyond-the-grave love story simmers away as Clark rips the lid off a murder cover-up-then discovers a murderous plot against TayLo! DANGER! Can Clark stop a stalker who wants to drain his lover dry? Or wreak revenge on Tinseltown billion-heiress Roma Kane for her poisonous plot to paralyze TayLo-and her career? Can he foil a murder cabal so evil it feeds stars' pets to coyotes? AND THEN . . . talk about the plot thickening! Roma's billionaire granddaddy, mogul Montague Kane, taking a breather from the nymphet "nannies" paid to play his naughty high-chair games, springs a backstab surprise-buying out Clark's beloved National Revealer. Suddenly, "deadline" takes on a whole new meaning. Triggered by vengeful fury, Clark goes "rogue vampire!" Evil is punished . . . and the sun shines once more when he creates a Hollywood happy ending that makes everyone (undeads included) a STAR! Hold the front page! Because Clark Kelly's . . . Out For Blood!