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      Nemesis - A Good Guide for Bad Guys

      by Joseph J. Bailey
      Published
      Sep 2013
      Main Genre
      Fantasy Fantasy
      Pages
      116
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      About This Book

      So you want to be a villain?
       
      You do know that being a villain isn't allfun-filled romps in dank, lightless tombs, incendiary encounters with intellectuallystunted heroes, joyously crushing the hopes and dreams of unsuspectinginnocents, accumulating vast hordes of ill-gotten wealth, and advancing youragenda on a world unappreciative of your greatness? (1)
       
      You really want to be hunted by unethical vigilantes(2),chased by grown adults wearing skintight suits, ostracized from (in)decentsociety, forced to forge ahead in a universe largely opposed to your relentlesspursuit of self-interest, and relegated to a life of bad hygiene and poorfashion choices?
       
      Have you considered another career?
       
      Ever?
       
      If not, then villainy is for you, and Nemesis- A Good Guide for Bad Guys is the manual you'll live(3) by!
       
      Nemesis - A Good Guide for Bad Guysprovides a wealth of information you do not wish to have on becoming a villainand succeeding in the kingdom of evil.
       
      With illuminating topics such as The Villainyof Villainy, On Accepting Advice and Recognizing Terrible Ideas, Howto Keep Your Secret Plans Secret, Horrible Haircuts, The Humilityof Arrogance, The Good Guys Don't Always Win, and Happily NeverAfter, Nemesis - A Good Guide for Bad Guys has more information thanyou can hope to want on being a villain. (4)
       
      If, on the assuredly infinitesimal possibilityyou have not yet come to your senses about becoming a villain, then Nemesis- A Good Guide for Bad Guys will be your highly impractical pragmatic guideto commencing upon the often volatile, failure-laden, frustrating, dangerous,and short-lived career of the evildoer, archrival, supervillain, antihero, felloverlord, or nemesis. (5)
       
      Read this if you value your life:
       
           1. Okay, maybe it is.
           2. Probably your extendedfamily.
           3. Or die.
           4. Only a minute portionactually being practical.
           5. You have been warned.

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      Speculative Fiction

      Subgenres

      Fantasy Heroic Fantasy / Sword & Sorcery

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