Mr. Smiley

Welcome, I'm your host, Mr. Smiley. Step right in to my bed and breakfast. My specials today include a delectable collection of stories cooked up in my very own kitchen. I hope you enjoy them and tell your friends to come visit. I've always got room. To tantalize you, here's a small sampling of the menu.A serial killer with a taste for vengeance.A mummy with an eye for the unexpected.Santa the terrorist. All that and much more await you when you visit. Stop by anytime. We're dying to see you.