Marvo the Plumber

Five short stories written to entertain the writer while waiting for the locksmith to come and release him from the toilet after the door jammed. It's a good job he always carries a notebook and pen. When he had filled the notebook with Marvo (Inspired by Woody Allen), he had to use the toilet roll to do the rest of the stories.

By day two it was apparent that the locksmith had gone to the wrong house, so he continued to write on the toilet roll ... but sott rolls don't half blot the ink., so he wrote on his legs etc. Tip ... if you intend ever to write a book, get a thick notebook, just in case.