Loser Friendly

People lose things. People lose people. In Miami, Florida, I return what is lost. When getting the police involved will only make a situation worse, I'm the guy you call. When odds are stacked against you and you can't trust your friends, I'm your guy. I'm not a private eye. I'm a recovery agent. I don't handle divorce cases, but everything else goes. Your latest boyfriend/girlfriend turned out to be a con artist and bilked you out of your possessions? I'll get them back. Somebody stole your company's latest designs? I'll find out who. For a price. I don't give up, and I don't quit. And I don't always pay attention to laws. Things get interesting on a regular basis. If you like your action swift, violent, and spicy hot, I'm your guy. I'm Jake Cassidy. Call me.