Lady and the Cockney Rebel

Amazing reviews with a shed load of stars:'Sod this detective crap, I'm gonna write fantasy again - inspirational,' said anon from Edinburgh.'I laughed so much my colostomy bag split,' said Mr D Trump.'We are not amused,' said Mrs Windsor from Windsor. 'Off with his head.''Heavenly,' said Dog. 'Oops, typo.'Story outline:Mickey works exclusively for London's fairies. His days are full of kebabs and Soho's alternative and highly colourful street scene but when no-nonsense Lady Delaney walks into his life normality runs out the door screaming. London's famous fairy districts of St James, Soho, and Whitechapel are at war. The Americans are rumoured to want the great city as a fifty-first state; and its Mickey's responsibility to stop the invasion. He is up to his neck in faecal matter. His sweetbreads are on the chopping block and his liver is about to be flambéed. And if the resourceful Lady Delaney does not come up with the answers Mickey's head will roll to the tune of the Tower of London's executioner. She is hopeful for success bar two significant handicaps: Mickey's incompetence and the tuneless boss of London's crime world, Fatgit. And the crime boss's price? To sing opera at Covent Garden's world famous Royal Opera House.Will Mickey's neck escape the Tower's axe and will lady Delaney lose her legendary and aristocratic coolness? Download Lady and the Cockney Rebel and find out. An exciting new voice in fantasy writing.