It's Bigly: The Yuge Wall of Jina

I'm a red-blooded, God-fearing, gun-slinging, alpha-male patriot born and raised in Trumpgolia. My people are facing a serious problem in 2073 A.D. and it's one that needs rectified: The preachers told us the commie libtards on the other side of the wall conjured up the devil to possess our womenfolk into digging their way out of the Fatherland. My 2 best buddies are as fed up with the wife drought as I am. We are itching for some payback... and we are bigly horny. And so it has come to pass that under the cover of camo and night we will enter the land of godless heathens, steal us three commie libtard females, and claim them as brides. But to do so we must first penetrate...The Yuge Wall of Jina.​(It's Bigly)