I Heard There'd Be Cake

Welcome to Dalia: Population 4769. Nikki Alexander has no idea how she got to the island, or even what her real name is. All she knows is that she woke up in a strange house and quickly became hunted by someone trying to kill her. Frantic and alone, Nikki quickly bonds with her new cohorts as she tries to unravel the mysteries of who she is and how she wound up in the situation. As danger arises, Nikki must rely on the aid of a male go-go dancer, two bumbling chefs, a marijuana-smoking surgeon, bickering telemarketers, and a mysterious Luciferian in order to escape her intended fate. As the local hospital begins to fill with victims, Nikki becomes aware that the darkness is centered around her, and she is faced with the decision of either watching her new companions fall victim to a band of assassins or facing evil alone. Will Nikki be able to uncover the mysteries of her past, or will life on Dalia become just another lost memory?