Home Sweet Hell

Kevin's Uncle Henry had six months to live and he was the sole heir to his uncle's estate. Being that Kevin was on the verge of bankruptcy and a divorce this couldn't have been better timing. He thought his bankruptcy days were over, and his wife would fall back into his arms, and they would live happily ever after, so he thought. When he broke the news to his wife she about fainted, and immediately wrapped her arms around his neck, and gave him a big kiss on the lips. He said to his wife "Well honey, it looks like our worries are all over." "You're telling me! Why don't we celebrate with a bottle of wine?" asked his wife. "Sounds good to me!" replied Kevin.
I just wonder if these two love birds are celebrating a little prematurely without knowing all of the horrid details that the uncle has instore for them both. All that was really on Mary's mind was the idea about getting rid of her husband after his uncle was dead and all that money she stood to inherit once her husband was dead.
Then Kevin said "Let's stop talking, and get our things packed, and head on down to my uncle's mansion, and sign whatever necessary papers, and six months will seem like six days when this is all over. Then we can throw a big party for our friends and show off the finer things in life that has been bestowed upon us from my dear loving uncle," said Kevin. "I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet your uncle, and tell him how much I appreciate his kindness," said Mary in such a fake loving way.
Kevin and Mary put their suitcases in the car and sped on down the highway with smiles they just couldn't wipe off of their faces.