Help!

A hideous monster needs YOUR help to reverse the spell so he can return to his gorgeous self!Excuse me? You—yes, you! A naughty fairy has turned me into this hideous monster, and I need YOUR help to cure me! Help the monster reverse the spell by shouting sausages! ten times, picking his nose (and wiping it on a grown up), and, well, you don't want to know what happens when you press his nose. Do everything right, and he'll return to his true form and be gorgeous again . . . or so he thinks.