Hands

Here begins the rollicking tale of Holisz, orphan, stable boy, and (lazy) apprentice wizard.
So many distractions for a handsome young man, most of them involving young women...including the baron’s daughter.
Enraged was the Baron of Baldwin's Junction! Great woe soon came to Holisz. But there are those who let not misfortune stand in their way. Beset by men, by nobles, even the gods themselves, they surrender not.
Is Holisz such a hero? Read this humorous, irreverent, and highly imaginative tale to find out!