Flatcap's Guide to UK Holidays

In Flatcap's ideal world, holidays would be spent at home. But it is not an ideal world. There is Mrs Flatcap to consider, and Mrs Flatcap likes to travel. Flatcap has been married for forty years. He therefore knows a lot about marriage, wives and by default, holidays. Here he gives you the benefit of his worldly experience on how to successfully sabotage vacations in the hope that Her Indoors will never want to go anywhere ever again. From the Declaration of Holiday to the return journey, he spells out opportunities aplenty for subverting a week's vacation. More LOL humour from everyone's favourite bar room philosopher.