Electric Fly Paper Won't Dry Out

What if you woke up one morning and you had turned into a monster? Quite literally, you had when you looked in the mirror. And what if as well your 35-year old blonde-headed neighbor that you'd helped coming in the door when carrying heavy shopping a few times had decided that you would be the 'one' that would make her happy after a lifetime of loneliness right there and just then. Hello! But I've got my own problems. The story is a delightful play on how many different ways there are of achieving monsterdom.