Dragon's Got Hex Appeal

When my parents confessed they'd sold me in service to Satan, I expected the Prince of Darkness to walk through the door when the clock struck twelve. Instead I got a hexed Dragon Shifter with a grudge against my mother and my newly purchased contract in hand. That sexy as sin Dragon might own me for the next twelve months, but I'm not falling for him no matter how many Twinkies he buys me. Throw in the Motherhumper of all Demons who wants me dead, a skunk Shifter with a loose stink trigger, a glorified outhouse to call Home Sweet Home--and I'm beginning to think I might as well be in Hell!