Deutsch Baggerly Private Eye

His name is Deutsch Baggerly. He's a sort of hot, middle-aged, retired potato salesman turned private eye. He's traded the spuds to go after the puds. Anything anyone can do he can't do better. He has the instincts of a wet-bottom shoofly pie. Absurdity, apathy, and luck are his favorite weapons, and occasionally potatoes. Yet he somehow stumbles into solving cases no one else will touch. He's horrible at shark diving, paintball, karate, safe-cracking, knife-throwing, e-mailing, zip lining, you name it. But don't tangle with him: he's Pennsylvania Dutch and he may put the hex on you. He has a license to kill and doesn't care if he uses a baked potato or a barbecue flamethrower. Come along on his first big case as he goes into action in Pennsylvania Dutch country against a vicious Amish Granny Mafia and their illegal Chow Chow empire.