DEAD (and hellbent)

Mike is days away from getting out of jail. But he has a big problem - he's being tormented again. This time, it's extra nasty. He's convinced that Linda is back to make his life hell. 

Linda was enjoying Heaven until Mike started screaming for her attention. She's not interested in helping him, though - she just wants him to go the hell away. 

Trent, as usual, is given the job of working out what the hell is going on.

Warning: Contains violence, rude words, and Aussie spelling and slang. Not suitable for children.

Mike says: 
"What the #### is the mad ##### thinking? Isn't she supposed to be happy and ####? Why the #### is she back to making my life miserable? Is it because I'm about to get out of this ####hole? Big ####ing deal. So I'm in here for killing her. So I didn't get a life sentence for murder. I've still been stuck in a jail cell for more than two ###### years. What does she want me to do? Beg them to keep me in here?"

Linda says:
"Oh, for ####'s sake. I'm gonna go down there and kill him myself soon, just to put the ####### out of my misery."

Trent says:
"Linda says Mike's insane. Mike says Linda's insane. Welcome  to the funhouse."