Cruising in Your Eighties Is Murder

Sink, Swim or Die

Paul Jacobsen may be old, ornery and forgetful, but right now he feels like the luckiest guy on the planet. With a hot seventy-something bride, Marion, by his side on a honeymoon cruise through Alaska, what's to complain about besides a few aches and pains? Well, there's the body he found in Seattle the morning they departed, a homeless man who got Paul's dander up hours before getting killed. Then there's another murder on the ship…

Once again, Paul is front and center, under suspicion and unable to remember crucial details. Soon he's neck deep in the middle of frigid, dangerous waters and international intrigue, complete with mob threats and missing persons. Luckily he's got a knack for saving his own skin and a clever young granddaughter to call for help. Now he just needs to stay out of jail…and stay alive.