Confessions of a Discontented Deity

If God created man in his own image, then to find out what God is like it makes sense to look at men and work backwards. Right? So God probably grew up wanting a simple life, wanting not to be hassled - especially when he was working with his machines - and wanting to get laid. But as men get older, they can mature. Right. And they can begin to look at life a bit differently. So chances are that's happened to God. Or is happening now. Right? Confessions is God's recounting of how he discovered he had problems he'd never anticipated when he created man (and woman...) And how he tried to resolve them.