Jack Ardin's mission: spend eternity protecting Earth from ghosts, ghouls, demons, creepy crawlies, things that go bump in the night, and so on and so forth.
It's generally unpleasant work, sometimes exceptionally unpleasant. This is one of those cases. On Christmas Eve no less. And that's not even the worst part. Ardin is up against vampires determined to ruin Christmas through Santa-napping.
Ardin hates vampires, yet his best friend and partner is the first of all vampires. Together they work the case in an attempt to rescue Santa, save Christmas, and slaughter the recently undead.
