Business Is Business

In this fairytale taken from a different perspective, an honest craftsman enters into a business relationship, but soon finds himself ensnared in the machinations of a voluptuous gold-digger. Then she has a child and declares it's his. No, wait, it's not quite the way it sounds; this is Rumpelstiltskin we're talking about. See how things work out â€" read "Business is Business."
"Business is Business" is a VERY short story, and is also available in the collections "Things I Could Get OUT OF MY MIND" and "The First Three 'Things I Could Get OUT OF MY MIND'."