Blood Of Kings

Amelia…

So, there were many things I could have done differently.
I could have gone on a cruise and forget about stealing a killer box from a Vampire King.
I could have shaved my head and become a Tibetan monk.
I could have also lost my virginity to some nice Texas cowboy who wanted to introduce me to his mother.
But instead, I went to Germany and ended up fighting Mercenaries.
I also fell in love with a Vampire King who claimed me as his.
And now I'm in the river and all because I decided not to just stay home and do my laundry.
No instead… I shot a pilot.