Beat Up a Cookie

WHERE'S HAWKEYE WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

Elllie Bernstein is still a fan of the TV series M*A*S*H*. So are a lot of other people in Colorado Springs. In fact, years ago, they all attended the M*A*S*H* bash to watch the show's finale, and everyone came as their favorite character.

Now, after having lost fifty-five pounds at Weight Winners, Ellie sure looks a lot more like Hot Lips, but that claim to fame might be dangerous. There's a killer on the loose, and it seems that the show's look-alikes are being murdered.

What twisted motive lies behind the killings? Ellie's dying to see the ending of this serial killer's saga--she's just praying that she's not part of the final episode.