All For The Money

What would you do? Just suppose you found three million dollars. And just suppose that money belongs to the drug lords who want their money back. They really want their money back. But, suppose there's a fabulous, seductive airline stewardess involved. And a bright red Ford Mustang convertible. And some bad guy from the Everglades wants to feed you to the alligators. And a beautiful news reporter is following you, wanting your story. And the police really wants to arrest you for murder. And everyone wants to take the money away from you. And everyone has a gun; everyone that is except for you. What would you do?