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      A Very F***ed-Up Christmas Tale

      by J.A. Kazimer
      Published
      Oct 2015
      Main Genre
      Fantasy Fantasy
      Pages
      50
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      About This Book

      From the author of the F***ed-Up Fairytale novels (CURSES! & Froggy Style) comes an equally f***ed-up version of the Dicken's classic, A Christmas Carol. 

      She's not your fairy godmother's Scrooge, and this ain't a wonderful life. 

      On Christmas Eve, Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, plotting the murder of yet another husband, when along came a spirit with some bad news--tonight she will be visited by three ghosts.

      According to the spirit, Miss Muffet, VP of Dastardly Deeds at New Never City's Villainous Union, must change her fiendish ways or else suffer a fate worse than curdled curds. As the bell tolls one, she begins her journey through her wicked past as a very short orphan, her depraved present, and a future terrifying enough to make her toss her gingerbread cookies. 

      Can she change? Better yet, will she bother?

      Genres & Themes

      Genres

      Speculative Fiction

      Subgenres

      Fantasy

      Themes

      Fairy Tales / Folklore

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      First Edition Oct 2015 Createspace ISBN 1518752373
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      Nov 2015 Obscure Publishing ISBN B016VA10GA
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