A Fist of Thorns

In the modern day hills of the Ozark Mountains, lives a mid-twenties moonshiner and all around slacker named Waylon Drake (his friends call him Bert). At least that's how the world of humans knows him, but to the supernatural world he is something else entirely. Bert is a wizard that, under the careful scrutiny of the Hand of Magic, works as a low wage mercenary to make ends meet. Living as a wizard in a human world has become rather stagnant for Bert. But when a series of dark supernatural forces start showing up and threaten to harm him and everyone he cares about, he is forced on a mission to attempt to find a mysterious object that no one seems to know anything about. Wielding his wizard staff and a talking sword, the charismatic Bert must face off against hordes of wizards, vampires, were-creatures, and other powerful entities. In a high paced fantasy thrill ride, packed with action, humor, and even a little romance, can the Moonshine Wizard come out on top?