No Girls Allowed (Dogs Okay)

* SCAB NEWS *
BY ISABELLE C. MCNALLY (A+ STUDENT)

* 8:05 a.m.: Scab crossed Larkspur Avenue before the light changed. I told him not to.

* 10:13 a.m.: At first recess, Scab went to the big pretzel oak tree with Doyle and Will, which is against school rules. I told him not to.

* 11:24 a.m.: Scab stood up during the spring assembly and arm-farted ''The Star-Spangled Banner" along with my orchestra. He danced around like a chicken. It was awful!! Miss Sweeten made him go to the vice principal's office.

* 12:19 p.m.: Scab got off without detention. I knew he would. It is this reporter's opinion that Scab gets away with everything.

* 3:47 p.m.: Scab ruined my favorite cheetah purse!