Zombie Exterminators

We Kill Dead Things - Poppy Cooper’s life goes from food court mall worker to creeper killer in an instant. Suddenly, she's a zombie exterminator along with long lusted after Garrity, handsome bad boy Cahill, and pretty gay boy Noah. When the four are hired to do a ballsy zombie clean up at St. Peter's Hospital, Poppy finds out just what's more scary than creepers: The Evoluminaries, a zealot cult who think zombies are part of God's chosen. Things get intense with Garrity in the midst of chaos. Just another day in the life when you kill dead things... No Guilt - Poppy fears she has a lot to feel guilty about. Part of that being a threesome between her, Garrity and their fellow zombie exterminator, Cahill. It’s all Poppy can do to keep her focus on their latest caseâ€"hunting a creeper who keeps returning to the same spot like some undead homing pigeon. During it all, Poppy’s trying to accept her needs. But she keeps coming back to guilt. The thing Poppy never really realized about guilt is if you don’t overcome it, guilt can be deadly. Lunatic Fringe - Poppy's birthday brings the discovery that the creepers in their neck of the woods have a new nifty trick that keeps them from being readily recognizable. Camouflage. Her big day is suddenly full of machetes, a CDC lady and news of a vaccine that mightâ€" or might notâ€" work. Lucky for Poppy the boys won't let the new turn of events ruin her birthday, there is still time for sensual satisfaction. They all know too well that every day could be the last. But things swiftly go south after the physical pleasures. Poppy faces the question, what will she do if their perfect group of four suddenly becomes a group of three? How will she survive?