Welcome to Our Crazy Family

Two genderqueer lesbians and a tranny have a rebellious daughter who does the unthinkable and decides to marry a Christian.If I'm being totally honest, a part of me was looking forward to introducing my straight-edge Christian fiance to my stodgy, old-fashioned, gender non-binary parents at family dinner. Specifically, the rebellious part. But that does not mean that I started dating him just to be a rebel.All right, all right, maybe that was at least part of the reason. I knew how much it would piss them off if they knew that we were dating. But that was not why we got engaged, or why I became a Christian myself. Try telling that to my parents, though.As our car drove up and the moment of truth arrived, I began to regret not telling them sooner. This was sure to be a family dinner that none of us would ever forget.