Two Vampire Kings

After five years together, my husband has gotten it into his head that there's something missing our lives. And while I'd be completely happy to get him some yappy little dog he could carry around in his purse, he's got his heart set on something a little more permanent...and much harder to obtain.We still act and fight like children, so I'm not sure how he decided it was time for us to become parents. But not only did he make that decision, he's convinced me that it would be a good idea as well.Does anyone know where two vampire kings can get their hands on a baby?