Trig x Paul

Everyone says I'm lucky to have my best friend as my mate. Trig's fierce and loyal, hard on the outside and soft underneath. He's the guy of my dreams, and my worst nemesis. We know which scars to pick at, wounds to rend open. The holidays are turning out to be the ultimate test of our newfound relationship.

I'm in charge of Christmas dinner, but nothing's going my way. Trig's in jail for assaulting old ladies, and our beloved Corgi has fallen sick. Oh, and Trig's devoted fans are screaming for my blood. What else can go wrong?